Welcome to RUM Whale

You’ve washed up on the shores of RUM Whale — our soon-to-be-launched Real User Monitoring service that sniffs out slow pages, sluggish paint times, and general web weirdness. 🕵️‍♂️

We’re still building the magic below the surface, so things might look a bit... minimal. But if you're into fast sites, happy users, and the thrill of watching performance charts wiggle — you're in the right place.

Want to ride the wave early?
Drop your email below and we’ll ping you when RUM Whale surfaces for real.
No spam. No nonsense. Just data, dashboards, and maybe some whale puns.